John12346's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Mario Blitz]

AWESOME!!!!

I loved it. And it will be a classic forever in my heart because it's a 5 digit submission.

By the way, someone just recently stole your movie and posted it on this website. Don't worry though, I blew the whistle on it.

From,
the whistle blowing John12346

[[KK] The Fag 6]

It's about time...

You finally made a decent movie! Good for you!

Helpful tip: Try not to make the background loop like that.

I STILL think you should all team up and make like, say, a 10 minute movie or something.

From,
the powerful voting John12346

[A Paper Mario Fight 3.]

Well, I do like the glitch quality you made up.

I would like it even more if you actually made a fight, but either one's okay.

[Death - Teaser]

I only vote 3 or lower on trailers and such.

I voted 3.

[Squaresville]

You're crazy,

but it was sweet.

From,
John12346

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

When the beetles fight these battles in their puddles with their paddles, and the bottles on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles....they call this a BEETLE BOTTLE PADDLE POODLE BATTLE

[Mario Kombat!]

It... It took TWO OF YOU TO MAKE THIS???!!! >_<

Honestly, I think it sucked.

If you put these things into your movies, it would be better.

1. A variety of sprites, not just walking sprites running around.
2. Sound effects.
3. A BACKGROUND!!!
4. A faster movie.
5. A storyline.

Good luck.

-John12346

[Silent Hill 2: CE]

WOO!

That's my sister's comic! I was about to start bitching about how you used it, but I saw her name in the credits so I decided it was okay.

Fiergon responds:

Heh, yea. We definately asked her permission to use it first, and she's infact helping us out with making the sequel by offering a huge trove of authentic SH sound effects. Yay!

[Bob-omb]

Awesome!

I've got a few things to say about this movie. They include how much it owned, the scores you got, and a problem with iPods that I think you might have.

First off, how the f*** did you learn how to make such good movies?! It f***ing owns! I mean the bob-omb exploding, how lifelike Mario was, and the funny slogan at the end! This movie should have a score closer to 3.75 but ah well.

Next, the scores. I'm sure Graphics, Sound, and Humor are all self-explanatory. I gave Style a 10 because Mario and gigantic explosions are always awesome! I would've given Violence a 10 if there was even 1 drop of blood in that movie. Interactivity came from the slogan, the play button, and the replay button.

I took a look at your reviews. There was one 5 and one 6 and the rest were sevens, eights, nines, and tens, excluding the douchebag one or two reviews before me who had no idea what he was f***ing talking about.

Last but not least, I think there would be a problem with the iPod. Because this movie comes with buttons, I'm thinking it would f*** up if you tried playing it on an iPod. I don't have one, so I wouldn't know. Don't take this part too seriously.

Anyway, you can tell I liked this movie from my extensive review. And I usually leave big long reviews for movies I like. So, make more good movies like this one and you'll be on your way to a high Newgrounds batting average!

From,
John12346

That's quality for ya!

[Extreme Super Mario World]

I dunno, it was still a pretty random flash.

But I liked it anyway.

FamicomJelly responds:

Thanks!