John12346's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Vote 5 for MARIO!]

Cute, until I had my seizure.

First off, this was a pretty funny movie. I would've voted two if you didn't put that 'screamer' in at the end. So I voted zero.

Also, for the record, you can barely find ANY Mario movies in the top 50. I mean, just look at my Mario flashes. I have nine of them and not one of them has a score above 3.50.

Ways to improve:
1. Get rid of the screamer.
2. Add some sound effects, like Mario jumping.

[RIP Sunshine crew]

Is Kitty Krew under new management?

I'm asking this because you guys/girls suck waaaaaaaay less. I don't know who Sunshine crew is, but RIP I guess. Anyway, keep up the moderately okay work.

From,
John12346

Magyar responds:

you could say kitty krew is under new managment sorta -ish

[Un-named 2]

The TENTH submission!

I was just poking around the flash portal, you know, blamming/protecting movies, when no one submitted anything for a while. I got bored and wondered about the landmark submissions. 100000, 350000, 200000, 1, and others. To my dismay, 100000 and 200000 and 350000 were both apparently crap and was blammed, which made me very sad, so I went to the first movie, 50000th movie, and 10th movie, and I liked what I saw.

Your movie was awesome, and it would take me years of practice to get my flash movies as cool and random as the pros before 100000.

I should shut up now.

Good movie.

From,
John12346

[Jammer Yama]

It's cool and all, but heed my words...

If you don't warn people that if they're epiletic, they might pass out or get a seizure. EbaumsWorld (the dirty bastards that stole stuff from Newgrounds) almost got sued for an epilepsy test thing without warning that epiletic people could get a seizure. You might get sued, too, so add it in to your description so you'll win in court.

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John12346

heartless-mushroom responds:

Oh thanks! I almost forgot dude! thanks!

[[KK] Super Collab 4]

YAY! Kitty do nice thing for once!

This is the FIRST time I've ever voted 5 for the Kitty Krew. Excellent work!

Two things to improve on...
1. Use a less ugly cat face for Felipe's work.
2. There's no Go back button for Divern00b's work.

In any case, good job for once!

From,
John12346

kenny responds:

Thanks, if you liked this one, you should like the other ones too. Check them out.

[- Mario VS. Luigi -]

HA!

It's not good enough to be recognized, but not bad enough to get Turd of the Week!

[[kk] kids rape pedophile]

It wasn't as bad as your other flashes.

It was okay, but it still is on my 'mediocre list.'

Make a movie like this, but 5 minutes longer. Trust me, you'll get high votes.

From,
John12346 who thinks you're making some progress.

[Spongebob Hentai]

C'mon...

Didn't you read in the rules movies with good openings following with something popping out in your face and screaming would be deleted? I do like the new opening though...

Still wishing you would make a full-length movie, from,
John12346

[Naurto Party III]

Sweet.

It looks like you submitted this twice on accident, so Ima vote 5 on dis one and 0 on the other.

[Magic Tetris Ride]

Nice work, for a new flash artist.

You got what I call point compensation. All new flash artists get one point higher than what I would normally vote. I voted 4, but I really meant 3, get it? Good work.

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John12346

modestcasanova responds:

Thanks, what if you wanted to vote 5?