John12346's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Randomization]

OMG U SUC QWIT FLASH FOREVA!!

Kidding. This was actually very good.

Ways to improve:
1. I suppose a slightly gradiented background would be nice.

Suggestions:
1. You should use a storyline in a next flash!

RocketSoldier responds:

I'm writing a story now lol.

Thank you for the review.

[LITTLE KIDS SUCK MY DICK!]

It didn't do it for me.

I've said this a million times: Ditch the movie clips, and get yourselves a high batting average with a long movie.

Ways to improve:
1. Make a movie, not a collab.
2. Use those nice graphics again.
3. Use a less weird title.
4. Use the good music again.
5. Make something that won't piss people off because they know their 0's won't do anything to stop the movie.

F4Gg0T responds:

OKAY I WILL STEAL SPRITES YAY

[SocomSurvivalDay: Xock]

Blah.

I guess as far as loops go, that was okay. But no one really likes loops, you know?

Ways to improve:
1. Make a movie, not a loop.
2. Use the same kickass music.
3. Violence is necessary.

xock responds:

AIE AIE AIE!

some say a troubled boy, just because you like to destroy, all the things that bring the idiots joy, whats wrong with a little destruction?

[[KK] #$#!@^&%$]

Hmm...

I can just one line what you should do for you next thousand flash:

Make more flash like the intro, and less like the inside content.

Ways to improve:
1. Well, I just said it. Make more flash like you did on the intro, because I know you're fully aware movie clips llike the main content don't please most people.

...I've got it!!!

2. Make Star Syndicate hate flash using the content you used in the intro and the graphical quality you used in the movie clip.

...Smart, huh?

kenny responds:

hi NG user... I will not read this review or care about your thoughts what so ever...

[Well that was odd....]

Cute, but it was much too short.

I'm afraid this isn't going to get a very good score, mainly because of its lack of length and sound. Personally, I liked it, and hope this makes it through to Newgrounds, but c'mon, you gotta know ALL of the things a flash needs.

Ways to improve:
1. Add sound.
2. Add music.
3. Make something longer.

krazehawk responds:

Thanks for the suggestions, I really wanted to add in everything else, but couldn't find any decent sounds. Right now I'm just glad everybody is being so helpful in their reviews. Thank you Newgrounds!

[Spinister Ep. 014]

Guy below me thought that you were advertising.

And the guy below him thought that crap should be censored to cr**.
Lol some people on Newgrounds can be real ninnies, eh?

Ways to improve:
1. I liked the graphics and awesome preloader and intro and all, but a flash is dependant on one graphics, it needs a whole movie.
2. Add music.

Listen, even if you do cheat the voting system to get every flash through, it doesn't mean that people like it. All that they think are, "ZOMG THIS GUY HAS ANOTHER FLASH ON NG FREE PROTECTION POINT!!!!!!!!1"

Spinister responds:

$$$

[Omfg Some Random Collab]

Not bad, comparitively.

I liked some of the flash here, and each one's different aspect contributed to my vote of 3.
Whoever made the intro to this movie, I know you know how to animate, so try making a good flash to submit to Newgrounds.

Devo Kitten's ways to improve:
1. Use a less annoying sound for your part.

Green's ways to improve:
1. Use a less annoying sound for your part.
2. Use a background.
3. Make it longer.

MaddflashDP's ways to improve:
1. Add sound.
2. Add a background.
3. Make it longer.

Lisard's ways to improve:
1. Make the sound a little louder.

Ebot's ways to improve:
1. Make your part longer.
2. Make the music a little louder.

Inferno Kitten's ways to improve:
1. Add a background.

Magyar responds:

omfg use real graphics you fucking sprite whore >:(

[[KK] Bbq Nudelz 4]

I dunno...

I've seen and reviewed many of your KK movies now, and I noticed that they all have something in common. Those things are kick-ass openings and crap movies that follow.

Ways to improve:
1. Make longer/more things in your collabs.
2. Try sound effects.

Suggestions:
1. Change the KK's line of work and only create intros only.

I was about to vote 5 after I saw the opening, but because of the inside content, I only voted 2.

Magyar responds:

Message from John12346:
If I told you I was lying, would you believe me?

NO!

[RIP Sunshine crew]

Is Kitty Krew under new management?

I'm asking this because you guys/girls suck waaaaaaaay less. I don't know who Sunshine crew is, but RIP I guess. Anyway, keep up the moderately okay work.

From,
John12346

Magyar responds:

you could say kitty krew is under new managment sorta -ish

[Jammer Yama]

It's cool and all, but heed my words...

If you don't warn people that if they're epiletic, they might pass out or get a seizure. EbaumsWorld (the dirty bastards that stole stuff from Newgrounds) almost got sued for an epilepsy test thing without warning that epiletic people could get a seizure. You might get sued, too, so add it in to your description so you'll win in court.

From,
John12346

heartless-mushroom responds:

Oh thanks! I almost forgot dude! thanks!