John12346's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dragons Are SO Halloween]

THIS COULD'VE WON!

Man, it's too bad you submitted this late. I loved this! And it's hard to make me vote 5, you know. Good job anyway.

From,
John12346

[Super Mario Blitz]

AWESOME!!!!

I loved it. And it will be a classic forever in my heart because it's a 5 digit submission.

By the way, someone just recently stole your movie and posted it on this website. Don't worry though, I blew the whistle on it.

From,
the whistle blowing John12346

[[KK] The Fag 6]

It's about time...

You finally made a decent movie! Good for you!

Helpful tip: Try not to make the background loop like that.

I STILL think you should all team up and make like, say, a 10 minute movie or something.

From,
the powerful voting John12346

[A Paper Mario Fight 3.]

Well, I do like the glitch quality you made up.

I would like it even more if you actually made a fight, but either one's okay.

[BIG FUZZY KITTEN IS GOD]

Please.

Please stop plauging up newgrounds and getting your 5 billion or so friends to vote 5. Don't waste our time. The music was sweet, though.

Ways to improve...

You need animation, and better graphics.

Also, I've said this before. Try making a movie. Or you could make one long-ass collab. C'mon, you've got millions of friends with you. Give it a try.

From,
John12346

[Death - Teaser]

I only vote 3 or lower on trailers and such.

I voted 3.

[Squaresville]

You're crazy,

but it was sweet.

From,
John12346

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

When the beetles fight these battles in their puddles with their paddles, and the bottles on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles....they call this a BEETLE BOTTLE PADDLE POODLE BATTLE

[Mario Kombat!]

It... It took TWO OF YOU TO MAKE THIS???!!! >_<

Honestly, I think it sucked.

If you put these things into your movies, it would be better.

1. A variety of sprites, not just walking sprites running around.
2. Sound effects.
3. A BACKGROUND!!!
4. A faster movie.
5. A storyline.

Good luck.

-John12346

[Silent Hill 2: CE]

WOO!

That's my sister's comic! I was about to start bitching about how you used it, but I saw her name in the credits so I decided it was okay.

Fiergon responds:

Heh, yea. We definately asked her permission to use it first, and she's infact helping us out with making the sequel by offering a huge trove of authentic SH sound effects. Yay!

[Bob-omb]

Awesome!

I've got a few things to say about this movie. They include how much it owned, the scores you got, and a problem with iPods that I think you might have.

First off, how the f*** did you learn how to make such good movies?! It f***ing owns! I mean the bob-omb exploding, how lifelike Mario was, and the funny slogan at the end! This movie should have a score closer to 3.75 but ah well.

Next, the scores. I'm sure Graphics, Sound, and Humor are all self-explanatory. I gave Style a 10 because Mario and gigantic explosions are always awesome! I would've given Violence a 10 if there was even 1 drop of blood in that movie. Interactivity came from the slogan, the play button, and the replay button.

I took a look at your reviews. There was one 5 and one 6 and the rest were sevens, eights, nines, and tens, excluding the douchebag one or two reviews before me who had no idea what he was f***ing talking about.

Last but not least, I think there would be a problem with the iPod. Because this movie comes with buttons, I'm thinking it would f*** up if you tried playing it on an iPod. I don't have one, so I wouldn't know. Don't take this part too seriously.

Anyway, you can tell I liked this movie from my extensive review. And I usually leave big long reviews for movies I like. So, make more good movies like this one and you'll be on your way to a high Newgrounds batting average!

From,
John12346

That's quality for ya!